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Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
by onken015 April 19, 2013
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Vega

useless team mate who takes all the early kills but cannot carry late game. In fights, they sit in bush and wait for their team to die. Extremely likely to post their kd in all-chat when nobody asks

a more handicapped version "hayden" exists. Not recommended due to severe obscenity
classic vega, sitting in the bush. Oop there he goes, posting bullshit in allchat.
by ChunkySemenDelivery August 30, 2024
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Vegas volcano

You meet a stripper in Vegas. You are banging her so hard from behind that when you cum she projectile vomits and fecal matter leaks out of her anal cavity onto your cock and drips down your balls.
I railed my girl so hard last night she Vegas Volcanoed me.
by Mamacas March 6, 2025
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luis vega

Very cool. Handsome. Astonishingly great. Can also just be luis.
Oh dude look over there, its luis vega.
by Dinochicken May 1, 2018
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las vegas carry-on

putting a condom between your balls and your penis while moving towards you partner
guy 1- so i was just doing a las vegas carry-on and she was screaming for it
guy 2- nice man
by lerumskondom February 24, 2017
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Cock Vegas

Las Vegas NV. This town of glitz, lights, gambling and entertainment has a reputation as a mecca of sin and sex. Sure, the place is amazing if your single; single female that is. With a male to female ratio of about 12 guys for ever girl, Cock Vegas is an oasis of penis. Many guys have claimed that Alaska has more available chicks then Cock Vegas, and that is saying something. Go to a club; it gets up to 56 guys and 5 girls. Some clubs have even enforced a 1 to 1 ratio and you have men lined up around the block twice trying to get in. Las Vegas and San Diego ( Cock Vegas and Man Diego ) might as well be brothers in pecker. On Industrial road where the strip clubs and "Swinger" clubs are, which to a local are well known rip offs, have an endless flow of cock shooting off dollars and cents.
Go to anyplace, online, and see for yourself. Experience Cock Vegas for yourself.
by FormerVegasGuy December 23, 2013
mugGet the Cock Vegasmug.

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