Turbaconepicentipede

We took the quail and put it inside a cornish hen, and put it inside a chicken and put it inside a duck and put it inside a turkey and took that and wrapped it in bacon and put it inside a pig and took the pig and connected to another pig anus to mouth and connected it into another pig anus to mouth... anus to mouth... anus to mouth. 100% Culinarily Accurate!

>>Dude, have you tried that Turbaconepicentipede?

>> I sure have!

by Epic Meal Time Fan November 22, 2011

Turkey Titzlers

Slang.

Relating to the the dilapidated and over-processed appearance of a breasts that have been damaged by excessive over-tanning often with further application of fake tan to deepen the colour. A trademark of an ageing Tanorexic.

Sad as it was Jo had to admit her boobs were rather deflated and damaged by her sun-worshiping, looking at them she realised they looked like a couple of Turkey Titzlers

Jamie Oliver knows his stuff mate, you wouldn't want a 30 minute meal from Jo unless you like Turkey Titzlers, if you know what I'm saying...

by BlossomG April 4, 2013

Turd pickle

The unwelcome sight, usually in a public restroom, of a single turd floating in a urine-filled toilet bowl.

"Don't ever use the bathrooms at that restaurant, I've never seen a stall without a huge turd pickle in it."

by Rockitude80s September 1, 2013

turkey skin handbag

refers to a mans testicles :)

' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'

by poodgio January 13, 2014

turd helmet

That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.

"I hate when you butt fuck a bitch and she gives you the turd helmet."

by PKD Fan March 14, 2015

Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.

Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.

"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."

by dw8177 February 3, 2018