Tristan stead

a ninja with a lot of money

"wow did u see that guy"
"he must be a Tristan stead "

by bikkie21 October 25, 2023

Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020

Tristan

A turtle who eats a lot of tacos

Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos

by Snow-no November 26, 2018

Tristan

SUPER MOTHER FUCKING DICK

sorry

Wow have you seen Tristan
Yeah he’s been such a dick lately

by Yfgtygfvfvgy May 21, 2022

Tristan

Tristan is someone who will be the one to be followed by all the Hannes's

Tristan has Thicc ass

by Hanneskaassws March 8, 2019

Tristan

Tristan Is attracted to men in any way shape or form and loves to cause trouble

Tristan is very bad

by Mitch russell July 14, 2020

tristan

The sweetest of sweetest. He'd do anything for you no matter if your a friend, enemy, or ex. Tristan is really attractive, Tristan's with mullets have a special part in my heart i swear. He loves animals and hes either the most country a country boy can get, or hes a city boy with country roots, either way, hes absolutely perfect.

"Tristan got a mullet!"
"hes so much hotter now"

by mrm15 January 15, 2021