Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.

Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.

by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024

Liquid stranger

When you go to fart and realise you’ve accidentally wet sharted yourself.

Lou: “Ah fuck, I thought it was safe but I’ve just had a liquid stranger!”

by Calisraving December 22, 2023

STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

Hate stranger things day

if this is YOUR birthday then you probaly HATE Stranger Things

you “ugh i hate stranger things”
friend “thats because you’re born on Hate stranger things day”

by thascooper January 11, 2020

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

blue stranger

When you hold your hand in ice water until it turns blue then rubbing one out

I caught Jake giving himself a blue stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

bye stranger

When you receive, or send, a message to someone you have hooked up with or had a relationship with in the past or wanted to but didn't have the opportunity.

This is the same as hey stranger but used in a sassy way. This sometimes means the other person wants something very much with you. It can be used in the middle of the conversation when to play with someone meaning something but not saying it.

Person 1: I think you would really like that - huh?
Person 2: bye stranger

by itreallymatters September 8, 2023