Flex

A term that came from the idea that flexing muscles is a way to show off.

To openly display expensive belongings, or to brag on one's self; talk themselves up.

"She posted images of her Gucci purse to flex."

"He was flexing on us...talking about how many girlfriends he has."

by Womantis January 21, 2022

Flexing Kegels

Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.

“Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”

by The Z Meister June 7, 2022

flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex

This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc

by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015

flex offender

flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.

don't be a flex offender

by flailyhaley June 22, 2025

Flex Tape

Tape used for fixing boats sawed in half by Phil Swift.

"I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF, and repaired it with only Flex Tape."

by InkDictionary January 11, 2019

Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023

7AM Flex

When you decide to leave everything to the last minute so you stay up until 7AM to finish it. Bonus points if you go to McDonald's in 2 hour intervals for a coffee break.

A normal person: What did you do last night?
Maxim: I pulled a 7AM Flex!

by cutmantate March 2, 2019