Skip to main content

tomato

really why did you wonder what the word tomato is its a fruit idiot
random guy named bob: hey whats the word tomato meaning
random guy named elon musk: bruh you really asked that its a fruit idiot
by tomato mad that likes penguin September 12, 2020
mugGet the tomato mug.

tomato

did you REALLY ASK WHAT THE MEANING OF TOMATO IS? ITS A FRUIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
random guy called bob castro: el what does tomato mean
random guy named el elon musk who is in a spaceship: really you asked that ITS A FRUIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by tomato mad that likes penguin September 12, 2020
mugGet the tomato mug.

Tomato

Look it's tomato
by Shh_ November 4, 2020
mugGet the Tomato mug.

Nonsense in Tomato juice

Wtf are you taking about, that's Nonsense in Tomato juice
by Thicculous November 4, 2020
mugGet the Nonsense in Tomato juice mug.

Tomato

The best thing to have ever been created. P E R I O D T.
Peony: Hey! do you have any tomatoes?
Lillian: No..? why would I?
Peony: Because they're the best!
by TomatoUwU October 14, 2020
mugGet the Tomato mug.

Tomato Satan

A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.

Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.

Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.

Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017
mugGet the Tomato Satan mug.

tomato queef

When u queef during your period and blood comes out.
It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.
by Lightning mcqueef March 20, 2017
mugGet the tomato queef mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email