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Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2

Once the male obtains the cup or glass, he must fill it with a tequila. The male may fill the cup or glass with as much tequila as he pleases, however, we strongly recommend a healthy dosage. The male must then come back to the same room of the female, and pour the now ejaculation and urine combination into the tequila-filled cup or glass. Once the liquid is mixed, the male may add a heterogeneous amount of accessory liquids such as Kool-Aid or a common fruit smoothie. However, this is entirely up to the male. The liquid is now ready to follow the next step. The male will now grab a pack of Jell-O Gelatin and prepare such gelatin with the mixed liquid and whatever flavor of Jell-O Gelatin. For instructions on how to prepare this gelatin, search either on the packaging of the Jell-O Gelatin or the internet.

Now that there is a combined liquid & Jell-O combination, the male should now come back to the bedroom and then take the gelatin and rub it on specific areas, such as the ears, the vagina, the mouth, or wherever else the couple pleases. While following this act, the male must play the sex role of whispering phrases or sentences into the females ear (0.3"-1" away). Example phrases are "Did you know I sexually abused a pygmy marmoset?" or "Would you care for a Triscuit?" while performing an impression of famous actor Morgan Freeman.
They were daring enough to do Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2.
by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014
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Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.
Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"
by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011
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national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day is every day.

Cum on her any day you‘d like
“Ayo, its national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day, like everyday
“Sick, lemme cum on her“
by lcnyxx December 18, 2021
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Swedish crashout

When an individual of Swedish origin loses their temper and has a crash out, typically involving verbal insults, slurs, or disparaging remarks toward a person who has made them upset.
person 1: "Did you hear? Leffen called someone he lost against in Guilty Gear a gay retard again."
person 2: "Ah, that sounds like a typical Swedish crashout."
by NaranJuice August 4, 2024
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Swedish fish

When a Swedish man puts food in his foreskin and makes his partner eat it out while it smells like fish
I got Swedish fished yesterday it was great

Your boyfriend is so good at giving Swedish fish
by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
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Swedish marketplace

Swedish marketplace stands for piracy or an illegitimate source for acquiring digital goods.
– Where can I get this game for cheap?
– Off of Swedish marketplace.
by An Urban Librarian November 6, 2024
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Try-hard (swedish version)

In Sweden, the word is often used to describe someone who puts a lot of effort into school or someone who makes a lot of dribbles while playing a sport for fun. A mean way of saying someone has high ambitions
Common use of Try-hard (swedish version):

- Look at how much Oscar is dribbling.
- Yeah, he’s such a try-hard

Or

- Is Sven actually studying between the lessons?
- He’s a try-hard.
by The try-hard February 21, 2020
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