Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.

I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.

by Sausage_Dictionary May 3, 2016

peanutbutter spoon

A youtube channel (spoon) delivering that sweet content (peanutbutter).

Dude 1: Did you see that "peaceful protester does a no no" video on YouTube?
Dude 2: Yeah, from Donut Operator? He's the real peanutbutter spoon !

by Salty_PRINGLE September 19, 2020

Omega spoon

Method 1:
The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.

Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie

whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon

"Jessica, i love Brad so much! i want to omega spoon him tonight"-Amanda
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica

by Fornite sux July 5, 2018

spoon leg

When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.

Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.

by Shaketex October 9, 2017

spoon

spoons are implements to warm up and enjoy

are you enjoying your spoon?
-yes thankyou, it is nice and warm

by spoonertheweirdo March 12, 2004

Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.

A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.

by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008

shit spoon

One who maliciously meddles or intrudes into other people's affairs or business.

That shit spoon Dovie sure likes to stir the shit.

by Robster Dean June 26, 2008