sad virgin

cat

"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."

by An actual fucking cat April 4, 2019

Sad Flex

A style of rap where the rapper brags over a sad sounding beat so you think the song is emotional but it's really just a flex.

Joe: Wow, dude. This beat is depressing.

Dan: Listen to the lyrics though, it's a sad flex.

Lil Tjay: ♪ Lil Tjay ♫

by nobroam February 5, 2020

Sad nap

Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.

Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.

by westbelmarposse June 15, 2018

Sad Corner

A corner of your house/a bar/ pool table/ etc... where if you become offended or displeased you go to sit to display you are not pleased a.k.a sad, after officially announcing you are going to the Sad Corner!

My hair's ugly?! That's it! I'm in the sad corner now!

by SillehGoose July 25, 2010

Soup-sad

When you've been alone for too long, are sad and lonely, and eating soup because there's nothing else to eat.

My night has been ok, I rented some movies from redbox but was still pretty soup-sad.

by Vanspades November 9, 2018

Sad Lincoln

When a guy shoots a load to the back of your head in a theater.

I was watching the movie Zola in theaters; durring the montage of dicks a guy gave me a sad Lincoln.

by Ms. Applejacks February 26, 2022

Sad Confetti

The result when criticizing someone's work where you take it, rip it up into pieces, and then throw those pieces into the air.

That meeting went horrible, my boss threw sad confetti at me.

by A^J July 2, 2014