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Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part

The couple will now follow the final sequence to "Swedish Friday on the Rocks". The female will now gather snorkeling gear, mainly a scuba-diving mask, and wear them as accessories to this sequence. The female must now play the role of rubbing herself in a gallon of horseradish flavored ice cream. If the couple is following "Texan style", they may use wasabi pea dust flavored ice cream. You may find these flavors on the internet. Now, the male will now force himself to vomit down the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Now that the vomit is flowing around inside the scuba mask, the male will scream at the top of his lungs "Here comes the poo-poo train", followed by defecating his feces into the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Finally, the female will perform a handstand with her body completely upside-down; most of the populace name this "Bikini Bottom". Use assistance if needed. We highly suggest using protection for "Swedish Friday on the Rocks", unless the couple wishes for pregnancy.
by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014
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Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.
Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"
by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011
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national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day is every day.

Cum on her any day you‘d like
“Ayo, its national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day, like everyday
“Sick, lemme cum on her“
by lcnyxx December 18, 2021
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swedish actor

Movie actors from Sweden.
The only successful characters they play in international movies are:

Computer hackers.

Russians (when real russian actors find the movie script portrayal of russians too awful)

The (hot) sidekick girl.
- The russian dude in Armageddon was funny!
- He isnt even russian. He is a swedish actor.
by mr.nyman January 1, 2017
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Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun
Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.
by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021
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Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.
You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!
by Agaveman April 23, 2024
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swedish bandolier

Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.
"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"

"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"
by Ass Smasher September 3, 2022
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