pussy willow

A fucking plant.

Not a dick, not a homosexual; a fucking plant.

"What's that plant called?"

"A pussy willow."

by kaylyn.7461 May 12, 2014

Push Pole

Handle bar found in Handicap bathroom stalls gripped on by able-bodied people to help release the poop by providing support.

Thank god I used the Push Pole in the stall last night at the club, they would have closed on me!

by The Word Editor August 20, 2008

pussy law #4

Coined by South Park's Jimbo and Ned, it can be observed in the episode "The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka" - ep6 in 2nd season. It's in the "Huntin' and Killin'," Jimbo's and Ned's show about hunting and killing.

Pussy law #4 states that hunters are not permitted to kill animals in self-defense, thus yelling the line "It's coming right for us" is no longer usable to legalize the animal murder.

For that reason, Jimbo and Ned have to yell "Thin out their numbers" to "legally" kill the animals.

Jimbo: "Now, idn't that great? We have a terrific show for you today: we're gonna kill some elk, and we're gonna kill some mountain goats. Now, the new law passed by Colorado legislature, which Ned and I call 'Pussy Law #4', states that we can no longer kill animals in defense. In other words, our old line of 'It's comin' right for us' no longer works. So now, we only kill naimals to, quote, thin out their numbers. If we don't hunt, then these animals will grow too big in number and they won't have enough food. So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll DIE. "

by Paetar April 16, 2011

pushing the Buick

having sex with someone while they are vomiting

I was so horny Friday night I was pushing the Buick,

by more shady August 11, 2016

pushysaiyan

That one Naruto YouTuber who will ruin your childhood

Person 1: are you watching PushySaiyan?
Person 2: you mean Shinobihub?

by Pushy-Kun June 30, 2019

Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit

"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"

by ItzAri July 29, 2023

mormon pussy

A term used referring to anal sex in SLC. In Salt Lake City a lot of girls, usually Mormons, are under the impression that they will remain a virgin if they have anal sex instead of vaginal intercourse. Thus remaining "pure" in order to be married in a Mormon temple. The logic is a bit screwed but it can be a good time for the fellas in town...

Person 1: So, did you hear "Brittany" isn't a virgin?
Person 2: Of course I heard, I beat her Mormon pussy up for days.
Person 1: Damn, I'll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
Person 2: Haha.

by Mawdefy March 19, 2014