iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).

Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!

by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018

ponge

when a sponge is so used that it's basically falling apart. it's not even a "sponge", it lost it's actual name. a ponge.

"we need new sponges, this one is so worn, it's not even a sponge anymore."
"so a ponge?"
*laughter ensues*

by ninibini March 24, 2022

pong

"PONG" a danish word meaning balls. Used when you wanna call one something a little bad, or just for fun.

Son to Dad:wazzup u old pong!

by Bocajsen:D October 11, 2009

Thung Pong

A contraption used by the lesbian community to crack the buhhh of their companions. Essentially a dihh

Yo watch out, she has a thung pong on her.

by Apaul67 August 11, 2025

cracket ping pong

marker used for boinking, big fat milky.

Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky

by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021

ping-pong championship

A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.

"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."

by lightgreysneakers March 16, 2021