Sad Pickle

A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.

I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.

by Madness83 August 25, 2016

Hanging Pickle

When your cock unknowingly sneaks out the side of your boxers while your lounging around watching Netflix.

Mom: Son you need to adjust
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.

Mom: You got a hanging pickle.

Son: Shit!

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

pickle pouncer

Self explanatory, the pickle being a penis.

Don't be such a pickle pouncer, you dirty whore.

by Ja`mie February 4, 2009

Peas and Pickles

A 24 hr store/deli located in Brooklyn Heights on Clark Street.

Im bout to go to Peas and Pickles to get me a muffin.

by prettypussy September 22, 2009

barrel of pickles

A form of meeting where multiple males wank their penises until orgasm. More commonly known as a "circle jerk".

Did you go to the FaZe house let night? They were having a barrel of pickles until like 1 am.

by Sladerin May 14, 2015

Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."

I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.

by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015

Weed pickle

A weed pickle is the tweaker name for a weed pipe, named for the fact that tweakers who also smoke weed tend to after twisting the pickle for a tad to long, forget that when they go to smoke a bowl of weed, they try and hit the weed pipe as a pickle with twisting included.

Hey man, you gotta twist the.weed pickle! Its some pretty danky stuff in the weed pickle!

by TitsMcGee420 October 20, 2013