An utter goof, super funny and teases you constantly. An idiot that someone can easily fall in love with, who is way too fucking smart for their own good. Contradicting, I know. But trust me, they're adorable and incredibly lovable. If you ever come across someone named Ollie, keep them close as possible. Ollie is incredibly kind, understanding, and quite frankly, incredibly attractive. Big dick energy, I'm not kidding.
by AtlasW December 13, 2021

The ultimate chad. He is much superior than all the other whores who call themselves his "classmates." God bless anyone with this name, since it bestows great wealth, good looks, and homosexuality. Anyone with this name is a very talented, blessed individual who has all the hot women. Their ultimate catchphrase is "another day, another slay. Period."
by p0cket November 9, 2021

“Dude I’ve been on that basketball team for a year and I’m always on the bench,”
“I know dude that’s so olly!”
“I know dude that’s so olly!”
by Sigma100 May 29, 2024

A ginormous heterosexual who hates gays, slashes the tires of the trans, and has a raging addiction to both porno categories that he "hates".
Olly is a species of man that when angered, will begin to throw their poo at objects and even people.
Another thing about Olly is that he and other Olly's, will meet up with the same name (+1 if you also share the same last name) and will all take it in turns to skull fuck each other in Sainsburys behind a toilet roll made fort in the housing section of the store.
Olly also tends to be spotted at gay sex toy stores, cumming on the floor and leaving the store holding his bum in pain as if he has let one absolutely devour the ring that surrounds the outskirts of his arsehole.
Lastly, Olly has a problem for buying shit car parts and filling his tires up with Lucozade instead of compressed air. He also has his cars dashboard covered in rainbow starbursts and skittles.
Olly is a species of man that when angered, will begin to throw their poo at objects and even people.
Another thing about Olly is that he and other Olly's, will meet up with the same name (+1 if you also share the same last name) and will all take it in turns to skull fuck each other in Sainsburys behind a toilet roll made fort in the housing section of the store.
Olly also tends to be spotted at gay sex toy stores, cumming on the floor and leaving the store holding his bum in pain as if he has let one absolutely devour the ring that surrounds the outskirts of his arsehole.
Lastly, Olly has a problem for buying shit car parts and filling his tires up with Lucozade instead of compressed air. He also has his cars dashboard covered in rainbow starbursts and skittles.
Dakey - "AYOOOOO G, you seen Olly bouncing round town today?"
Zack - "Oiiiiiiiiiiii nahhhhhhhh chicken, probably getting fisted by Dave again that works in Aldi."
Dakey - "yeeeeeeeeeeeee courrrrrrrrrrrse."
Zack - "Oiiiiiiiiiiii nahhhhhhhh chicken, probably getting fisted by Dave again that works in Aldi."
Dakey - "yeeeeeeeeeeeee courrrrrrrrrrrse."
by daktherealestgangsta December 26, 2023

by obviousgamer November 22, 2021
