When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.
Or
When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.
Or
When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.
Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men
dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker
dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker
by Kelly Marie =] November 03, 2008
A homeosexual act whereby a man compresses the penis (sausage) of another man, restricting the flow of semen.
The throttling of the penis is usually performed by the gay's hands, mouth or ass cheeks. Other appliances such as a vice or clamp have been known to be used,and in one such extreme case a boa constrictor snake was used in Dudley Zoo
The throttling of the penis is usually performed by the gay's hands, mouth or ass cheeks. Other appliances such as a vice or clamp have been known to be used,and in one such extreme case a boa constrictor snake was used in Dudley Zoo
"Sebastian throttled my sausage so hard last night that when he released his grip I showered his face in cum"
"Sethe throttled my sausage with his ass cheeks, when he finally released semen exploded from my cock rocketing him 10 foot into the air with cum spuing from his ass"
"The pope is the most amazing sausage throttler, some say he has an iron grip that can prevent ejaculation, no wonder he banned contraception"
Robins cock flayled around like a worm cut in half. Batman instinctively throttled Robin's sausage with such tremendous force that Robin developed a hemorrhage
"Sethe throttled my sausage with his ass cheeks, when he finally released semen exploded from my cock rocketing him 10 foot into the air with cum spuing from his ass"
"The pope is the most amazing sausage throttler, some say he has an iron grip that can prevent ejaculation, no wonder he banned contraception"
Robins cock flayled around like a worm cut in half. Batman instinctively throttled Robin's sausage with such tremendous force that Robin developed a hemorrhage
by The not so holy pope March 02, 2009
by David P January 29, 2005
by Fap12321 January 14, 2012
a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying "no homo," and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia
by Bro Needs A Babysitter June 20, 2015
by Woodman January 04, 2005
An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.
While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.
by Karl L August 25, 2006