What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.

I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"

by spah gaming November 14, 2020

machine cuisine

Food from a vending machine.

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.

by Neil Alien August 10, 2009

Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs

Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos

by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 29, 2022

sex machine

A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!

Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?

by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018

sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT May 5, 2016

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022

die machine

the second best cold war zombies map pronounced D-I-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-E but huge gays call it D-E-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-A

jimmie- hey bro wanna play some diee machina zombies?
landon- its pronounced die machine you fucking failed abortion.

by Trash Nash June 9, 2022