by fsfffsfdfsd July 7, 2021

a short white dude who got whole lotta zest packed in him. half the school likes him. vanilla fudge hair.
by StinkyFart7000 April 4, 2023

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games
by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021

Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009

He’s a guy you need in your life.He’s protective, caring ,and romantic.He doesn’t want anyone but you,he reassures you everyday.
by ilovemyman..<3 September 4, 2023

1. A beautiful and pudgy boy who is known to flash his penis in the bathroom while changing for marching band and is very open about body positivity. He plays the trumpet and excels and it as well.
2. Daddy Material.
2. Daddy Material.
Dude 1: "Hey, who's that guy flashing his penis in the bathroom while we are changing for marching band?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Landon Rossi. He is known for flashing people in the bathroom and he also excels at the trumpet as well."
Dude 1: "Didn't ask."
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Landon Rossi. He is known for flashing people in the bathroom and he also excels at the trumpet as well."
Dude 1: "Didn't ask."
by turnipchewerlolxd69 October 12, 2019

Landon is a really cool guy who likes to hangout with his friends. Has amazing spelling and gets all the girls. Been playing Minecraft since alpha and is amazing at rainbow six siege.
by TyLeee August 10, 2020
