Horse Charmer

snake charmer who discover they are more into horses than snakes

Learn how to spell, you illiterate horse charmer!

by jessAYIYI March 28, 2012

The Horse Church

A group of friends from Canada that shit post, send dank/dark memes and roast each other.

Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.

by TheDeadYeti February 24, 2021

last horse

A person who is frequently the last person in the group to grasp a new idea or joke.

And the last horse crosses the finish line. Glad tonsee you caught up with the rest of us Drew.

by Snyper36912 May 11, 2017

milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk

in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"

by curtis450 December 22, 2017

War Horse

Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.

Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!

Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!

by TheWarHorse100 March 7, 2019

Horse Buckle

When a girl undo your belt to get some dick, her hair gets caught in the buckle.

Oo ya baby. ow my hair. What's wrong. My hair is caught in your buckle. Ha you have a horse buckle.

by Platypussy101123789098 March 3, 2014

Horse Rant

To rant, Swear and downright abuse others verbally who are beating you during game play of any online console game, IE: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield:Bad Company.

Oh that guy in that last game was Horse Rant quite bad. All they did was Horse Rant: swear and abuse me verbally.

by MRShingles February 11, 2010