JACK GARRIS

a pineapple eating poop making machine, what a spumpy kid jack garris is ;p love that for u honey boo boo.

jack garris is a pile of shit

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Gairy

1. A Gay Fairy, or a shortened version of Hairy Gairy.

"Hey, get your thumb out of there! God, you become such a Gairy around the holidays."

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 16, 2006

Garrett

A FUCKIN HOE

Yo Garrett is a hoe

by Broccolianfdo May 8, 2019

garret

a redneck car racer who is gay and is probally sucking rn

Damn that guys really pulling a garret right now if you know what i mean

by pika1000 bbbbb November 21, 2019

snato garro

the drinking name of a bogan

snato garro stop vomiting everywhere mate

by brendan browne August 7, 2007

Garrett

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

by Peter griffin February 3, 2020

mr. garrisoned

When a man realizes or finds out during mid sex that woman he is having sex with is not really a woman and in fact is a man who had a sex change operation. Like that one episode of South Park.

"Dude did you hear Joey got Mr.Garrisoned by some "chick" at the club?! He found out halfway during sex that "she" was a he!"

Mr. Garrisoned - def. Realizing halfway through intercourse that the woman you are with is a man

by Akx92 June 14, 2018