The Funky Pirate

The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.
I'm going to the Funky Pirate, for I need to kill someone but I'm not man enough to do it.
by crap house hose May 03, 2021
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The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”
by sexybabyman November 05, 2023
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funky pong

n.
1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.
Skyerus: Hey Kebin, go play some Funky Pong.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.
by Skyerus October 24, 2004
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Funky town

In a word, sex.
Me and Jane went to funky town last night!
by The REAL Shydaddy June 21, 2022
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Funky Town

A gore video in which a man’s face is skinned from his head. A popular memes video you should not look for.
Person 1: Have you seen funky town?
Person 2: The song ? Yeah it’s neat.
Person 1: Nah, i’m talking about something different.
by anything stan culture March 03, 2024
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funky tribe

A mafia or cartel organization specifically known for killing or torturing people for uploading it online, and is in a neighborhood.
Origins from the funkytown gore video; I highly advise you DO NOT WATCH IT UNDER ANY CIRCUNSTANCE.
Carl: There was a funky tribe down our neighborhood!
Jane: OMG, true! It was on the news that the killers posted a video in LiveLeak, and they were a part of a mafia group. I'm pretty sure they're arrested...
by tbh.hello.lol August 23, 2024
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Funky Dong

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"
by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023
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