Ethan

A litteral piece of shit, he sucks and doesnt deserve to live. Ethan's are typically extremely annoying and should be dead.

Reasonable person: Go kill your self, Ethan

by PenisFuckboi June 17, 2018

Ethan

A Handsome man with a addiction to ladies. Usually has Brown eyes

Of Course he gets all the girls , he is Ethan after all

by SemenSuper August 28, 2016

Ethan

This individual loves to pull the short girls, this is because he knows that it will be less struggle to suck his one inch wonder because they won't have to get on their knees, thats how short he likes his girls. This individual also tends to have hair that makes him look like he just got eletrecuted.

I wanna have a short girl and massive hair like Ethan

by savageboy147938 December 25, 2016

Ethan

Ethan is a name given who is gay and like watching people have sex and sticks beer bottles up his bum

Girl whis he
Boy my boyfriend
Girl he's gay
Boy yea what's wrong with gsy people
Girl Ethan trump

by Jim coot December 27, 2016

Ethan

Smallest dick ever. An Ethan is the type of person to get truly upset over a friend joking around about their shitty haircut

Dale: "Oi look at Ethan's haircut"
Josh: "Where'd you get it cut the lawnmower store??"
Ethan: "Fuck you guys you guys are cunts nah that's it"
Dale: "What a fuckin Ethan"

by kickassboi January 15, 2017

Ethan

A soyboy who cries on Discord about how he's so unloved and everyone hates him and that his fuckbuddy RPer friend took the fucking kids and left discord! We know you stream fortnite. We know you think you're hot shit despite being an absolute arsehole!

Ethan cried to his "friends" about how his friend deactivated his account!

by AwesomeEthanTV November 20, 2018

Ethan

A kid you have to invite everywhere cause his sister is bad

That kid Ethan has a hot sister

by Mi pp itches November 28, 2018