jeremy camp

Too intelligent its scary. And too sexy for his own good. Can be slick and devious, making his way into the bed of any woman he desires. Perfect and appropiate for any and every situation whether it be taking him home to meet mom and dad or hitting the ghetto to score some drugs.

Jeremy Camp is the new Super Man.

Exceptional in every way possible. Men strive to one day get even close to the man Jeremy Camp is. None succeed.
"I really need an orgasm but I also need a pedicure"
"I know the perfect person! Jeremy Camp"

"Whatch out for Jeremy Camp.

He'll steal your panties and heart at the same time and youll get neither of them back, ever."

"Whose your favorite superhero?"
"Jeremy Camp"
by BuddyISlove March 01, 2020
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Camp jewell

This camp has international kids that fly to boring Connecticut all the way from Spain and even some parts of Asia. Privlidged white kids from NYC, New Canaan, and Darien attend to get away from their annoying parents and just fool around to piss off their parents. Counselors are usually chill and there’s a rule about no relationships between the boys and girls. Thankfully, nobody actually cares about this rule and everyone’s constantly sneaking off to make out. The foods also very good and the activities are great.
Dude she went to camp jewell over summer, no wonder she’s so hot.
by fortnitesucksass January 21, 2019
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camp bernadette

A sleepaway camp in New Hampshire which is the literal best place in the world where you make memories that you’ll treasure forever with the best people in the world who you never want to say goodbye to.
I spent a month at Camp Bernadette this summer and I love it so much, I made so many friends and I feel bad if you aren’t going there.
by gwenifer’s friend November 12, 2019
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Camp Winaukee

a crazy group of Jewish kids who always love to fuck shit up. They are the same kids who go to Takajo and Cedar but are 1000 times crazier. The fields suck and the food is shit, but on the Island those boys fucking rave. Island Pride goes through your blood and carpe diem is in your soul. There is no other camp in the world that is as amazing as Winaukee. After spending a year at Takajo and Cedar, Winaukee was my true home and it will always be the craziest experience
"I don't wanna play at CAMP WINAUKEE because those kids are fucking nuts
by FSUMOTHERFUCKER March 12, 2017
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Camp seagull

A really sexy boys camp full of Jesus and rainbow flip flops and croakies, located in Arapaho, NC. Where fishing will never be its own sport and therefore will never win acc week. (A-c-c) it's a YMCA Jesus fuckin do everything you want camp. Where all the kids in foxhole juul and bring their dab pens. Where the female nurses look at your sexy body for skin checks. Where you pray to the holy lord before every meal. You sleep away from home for a month and shower naked with other boys in your cabin. Where you won't get in serious trouble, you'll just get a talking to and they just listen and nod. Where everyones favorite person is Evan Becker and they chant Evan Becker clap clap clap repeat. Where you go to the dance and if you get a hot gf its called a Susie and you tie a slip knot in your swim band but instead of slip knot it's called the Susie knot. Here's a list of the activities they have:sailing,power boating,fishing,tubing,waterskiing,soccer,lacrosse,football,tennis,archery,riflery,swimming,paddle sports, environmental discovery, creative arts,jeeps,ziplining,golf with 18 holes,basketball,teatherball, gagaball,knuckleball,broomball.
Omg look at that hot boy, is he from camp seagull?
Smash or pass, camp seagull boy? SMASH!
Omg Rebecca I totes smashed a sailer boy from camp seagull and he said the camp blessing before he ate me, it was totes awesome.
by D_dubbz August 20, 2019
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Camp westmont

The greatest place on earth filled with the greatest people. The camp is based around hooking up with the opposite gender and is accomplished by sneaking out every night. As this is the point of our camp, many call it camp sexmont. We spend the days waking up early, "playing" sports, going to chocolate making, and disobeying our head counselors. Afternoons are spent at free play roaming around camp and sitting at the picnic tables with your boo. Evenings are spent in the gym, canteen, and gazebos. Nights are spent in a bunk that isn't yours (basically having an orgy) and the porch talking to the bestest of friends. This camp is an experience in itself and everyone should attend (actually don't because we will bully you out)
"Oh you go to camp westmont? I hear all they do is hookup!" - sam

"Yeah last night I went to the lodge." - ryan
by Campwestmontenthusiast101 February 01, 2023
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Camping's Law

Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.
The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.
by Jomali January 12, 2015
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