Sock beamers

Women with saggy boobs and perky nipples.

Tits hang down almost to navel,nipples point straight down. aka sock beamers

by darkstar1 November 8, 2011

Headlight Beamers

Some big ol titties

Man she got some HEADLIGHT BEAMERS on her.

by Martha Roberts October 10, 2016

waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.

"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything

by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016

Wife Beater

A shirt most commonly worn by men, that has straps and is composed of semi-elastic fibers. Usually seen on men with beer-bellies that are known to practice domestic violence, hence their name

Those Hanes wife beaters are nice man, how much were they?

by R3alities January 26, 2017

egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.

The egg beater is on tonight.

Egg beater

by Jonney blender March 22, 2017

rink beater

A word used to describe a chicken nugget that is overly cooked.

Arnold: Did you see that chicken nugget?
John: Yeah it was a rink beater.

by what_in_the_____ September 26, 2017

poo beater

Cockney rhyming slang for a homosexual

That bloke is such a poo beater

by WeeaboosUnite October 26, 2017