got a pineapple

when you get a pineapple put up your ass after fucking up at work.

fucking hell old mate got a pineapple for fucking up the service schedule.

by Old Diamond February 14, 2022

Bloody Pineapple

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.

I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.

by Booty ripper August 23, 2016

Pineapple Hairs

The youtuber “Anix” has asked his fellow subscribers to make sure this ends up on urban dictionary. here we are. he used the term “pineapple hairs” in his video where he made spongebob’s house VERY WELL

Look Anix, it’s pineapple hairs!

by peppas.army June 16, 2020

Apple or pineapple

A way of asking if somebody likes males or females. Typically Apple is used for females, and pineapple for males. Often a term used to make people slip up.

Boy1: "Apple or Pineapple?"
Boy2: "Pineapple."

Boy1: "HAH, GAY!"

by RedditorDegenerate July 25, 2022

pineapple sniffer

Someone who likes pineapples

Riley has been eating pineapples all week she is a total pineapple sniffer

by Pineapplesniffer666 July 30, 2019

pizza on pineapple

it is the truly worst pizza, who would do this? answer- madmen.

dave is insane because he enjoys pizza on pineapple

by pizza_on_pineapple_is_gross May 14, 2023

pineapple nigga

A hawaiian nigga

Obama is a pineapple nigga

by ChillyMcNilly1 May 17, 2022