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The Jake

A bathroom; the toilet. A place used to remove waste from the body.
Aight Jack im gonna go use the jake.
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To not revise at all for a test but still, by some miracle, get a good mark.
Friend: Have you revised for the test?

You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.

Friend: Haha good luck then.
by Je/suis/asparagus November 27, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a nice guy but he will break your heart he messes you around hes a big ugly assed fuckboy
by Gingeredemma July 5, 2018
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jake

very handsome also a very great friend
by jakmat25 October 11, 2018
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jake

probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her
“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
by user1423 December 27, 2020
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Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.
Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
by Psuto-under June 12, 2017
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jake

has a big dick and will fuck the shit out of you girls will be pleased to have him
you know jake omg he's soo good in bed

i wish i had him

you carnt he's mine
by hehe ouy April 24, 2020
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