Fruita Monument High School

Best High School in the Mesa County, just don’t go to the Maverick gas station during lunch hour. Built in 1969, home to the Wildcats ranked better than grand junction high.

Rivals #1: Damn! Have you seen those kids?!
Rival #2: Yeah, we all wish we went to Fruita Monument High School, but we don’t like them.

by SharpSharpie November 22, 2021

Whittier regional high school

this school is stupid as fuck. most of the kids here are drug addicts and get caught up in the bathroom smoking or vaping. kids come in high asf everyday. some of them are even alcoholics. there’s a kid who s/a girls and they told him don’t do it again. uhhh wtf. all the kids here are either trumpies, rich white people, poor people, or clowns. there’s no winning

“hey what school do u go to?” “ oh i go to the “best” school in mass Whittier regional high school.”

by your moms fav fag November 16, 2021

North Collins High school

A bunch of country hicks that just drink, do drugs and want to get laid because there is nothing else better to do out in North Collins

Let’s go party at the North Collins High School

by Country hick lover November 3, 2021

pass christian high school

A place where almost everyone finds a home. It takes time to find the right people who will love and support you, but that is everywhere. At pass, you can find these accepting people if you look around (and there isn't much ground to cover). The right students will listen and pick you up if you start to fall. The staff is the most caring and supportive group of advisers around town. They ginuinely care about you and your mental and physical health, but they also have to reasonably guide you to make sure you learn everything you need to and get your work done. If you walk up and talk to people, you will eventually find someone around the school that will listen and add to the conversation. Pass is a diverse family that joins in one name. Those who feel out of place, I advise you to spread your your name, your love. The more people you reach out to, the closer you will come to finding the right people and loving friends. Pass is a family that supports each other and through highs and lows. While it may take some effort to find these loving friends and get involved, students at Pass Christian High School learn to have fun and share ideas with their friends that are made throughout their time here. Spread the pass spirit that keeps us connected and uplifted. Spread the love that brings us all together.

find those who will support you and support those around you. don't be afraid to let your pass christian high school spirit fly higher than the clouds.

by pass'bitch November 4, 2021

Saint Francis High School

The Lancers are located in Mountain View, CA on the bay area peninsula. Their school colors are brown and yellow because the school is full of bullshit. It's made up of rich entitled white kids from the Los Altos Hills, San Jose, Atherton, San Carlos, Burlingame etc. It is basically the school that rich parents can feel safe sending their kids too because all the public and even some private schools are filling up with Hispanics and Mexican immigrants. The families that can pay tuition which is a couple tens of thousands of dollars. They also have incredibly smart Asian and Indian kids that fill up a good portion of the school. Saint Francis kids wear uniforms like comfort vests because they're very soft and are used to a very polite non-confrontational lifestyle. The main drug of choice is weed and I guarantee you a Saint Francis kid will pay double to triple what the normal price of the weed you're selling is. The only plugs they have is kids with friends from other schools. They are an in line population of spoiled kids driving BMWs into the spaces bumping Kendrick or some shit to get attention. Also very few of them get jobs and they can somehow pay for gas to anywhere and buy designer everything. Also I'm sure only a couple people are on that nic device wave but I bet none smoke or drink at school or anything they jus listen all day like a bunch of sheep.

"Ayy bluhd I just sold this whiteboi an O for $350."
"Who the fuck bought all that shake?"
"A sophomore at Saint Francis High School g."

by creampiedurmombishsmd August 24, 2019

Eastern Randolph High School

high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features

Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there

by josleigh November 14, 2019

Stafford Senior High School

A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.

Person 1: What high school did you go to?

Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that

by pandaganjaweed April 17, 2019