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Two satsumas in a bag

An expression used to describe a particularly beautiful womans ass.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.
Australian #1: Hey Rog, did you see that chick's ass?
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!
by Fast Freddie December 3, 2007
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my sort of bag

You say this when you wanna tell others that something is exactly your thing.
Like it's something you like doing, you do possess, or you simply appreciate.
"Yeah baby yeah! That's my sort of bag baby!" - Austin Powers

"No baby no no no! That ain't my sort of bag baby!" - Austin Powers
by DaWordMaster June 16, 2004
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speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
by Andgorifo January 5, 2008
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gym bag surprise

When your Mom accidentally leaves her GIANT VIBRATOR in your gym bag when she sends clothes over to your new place.
Sam & Tom got a gym bag surprise the other day when they walked in on Mike felching Tucker.
by DaElite September 29, 2009
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bag o' dicks

1. a noun used as an adjective reinforcing the homosexuality of a certain object

2.n. an actual bag of dicks
man 1: god, did you see how he wore a sweater around his neck to pick up the next harry potter book?
man 2: ya, those people are gayer than a bag o' dicks.

your gayer than a bag o' dicks
by IsaacTheBenevolent April 26, 2006
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Double bagged Reeses

A reeses peanut butter cup that, when opened, has two of the black wax paper holder things rather than the intended one.
Oh hey i got you some reeses from the store.

Oh thanks *opens reeses and removes first black holder thing only to reveal second black holder thing*

WTF is this?

Looks like you got some double bagged reeses!
by SufficientlySpicey October 30, 2010
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grocery bag shit

When you have to shit extremely bad when your water is cut off. You put a grocery bag over your toilet, and then get a few more. If you don't want to touch the water that the bag was in, that's where the extra bags come in. After you are through throw that shit out side somewhere.
Damn. It's 6 in the mornin and my daddy don't got his water on, so I improvised a an efficient shit. The grocery bag shit
by stolo2 March 5, 2011
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