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Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.
by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016
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Sexyy Red

The worst singer to ever walk on this forsaken earth. A absolute disgrace the the black community. Like seriously, how did she even get a career rapping about her stank meow meow? She has a coochie that stinks of Santa claus and Justin Bieber's backshot air to the power of pi. She sounds like Britney Spears getting beat up by Beethoven at a Nirvana featuring Harriet Tubman concert. Plus, She is so FUGLYYYY and has a head shaped like a jalapeño pepper. Her music sounds like some boy named Benjamin-Patrick shoved his penis into my ear and started graping my fucking ear canal.

Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.

She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.
Sexyy red: My cooch good which is why i got two baby daddies!

Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*

*both of them got hit by a train.*
by Thedefiiiinnerr March 12, 2025
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Walking Red Flag

a person that is not relationship material, yet your friend likes them anyway. For example: Adil!
Friend 1: You have a crush on Dennis
Friend 2: I have a crush on Dennis
Friend 3: no the fuck you don't he's a walking red flag
by hotterthanyourgirlfriend November 27, 2023
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Red flag

Maikah, Mathew, Karim, Stefan, Isaiah, Marzouq (slightly), Leo, angad, Ozron, austin, any guy that sags and wears skinny jeans. Fuck all y’all bitches honestly. Ciwan. Any ginger.
Any one of those names are a red flag🚩🚩🚩
by Igotbeefwithyall December 5, 2023
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Red lagoon

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown
Him “you’re getting it
Her “mon then”
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”
by Vickys Red Lagoon February 3, 2018
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red plumber

Broken heart- I mean toilet get the red plumber
by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023
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Boxing the red devil

A term to describe menstruation or periods. Originates from ancient greece in times when women were not allowed to participate in sports of any kind due to their menstruation . The term was coined when women decided their sport was taking place in their own bodies.
by Pamala Larkin January 24, 2025
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