Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

by Chrîs November 28, 2022

Emoji Cat Heat

Cat OCs made from emoji shapes overlapped together that contain NSFW content. A part of brainrot gen alpha videos and content of gooning. This is mostly made from children.

1: "I like Emoji Cat Heat!"
2: "stay away from me NOW"

by GoopyShake340 June 10, 2024

cat

cat

cat

by CATSARELIFE1231231231231231231 July 18, 2023

hot cat sex

sex with a cat. the cat licks your pussy

hot cat sex is very fun

by Griefing Services October 30, 2023

cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

cat

the thing that couldn't possibly get worse. y'now how sometimes u got that fealing that someone is watching u, well that is a cat. a cat is the thing that you want to love ,but instead, it hates your guts. the ninja that sleeps all day and is a killer in the night. murder knives in the paws,how could you ever know.

the cat: "well, i got fired after the puking incident, my wife left with the kittens, my litter box overflowed, and my flea collar expired. next time someone says cats always land on their feet,tell them my story.

by wowfacter April 12, 2021

Fat Cat

A cat that has eaten too much and the food turns into fat and so its just a ball of fur it seems like.

FAT CAT

by ThisPlaceIsntWhatItseems May 31, 2020