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Jeremy The Cat

noun

A funny cat man who falls in love with people online.
Jeremy The Cat is quite weird.
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chuck the cat

Chuck the cat, is the shit. He's very different, judgemental, but if he likes you're in. Chuck really knows how to melt your heart and get what he wants. You'll never meet another cat like chuck. Chuck doesn't run from dogs, they run from him. If you ever meet chuck the cat, you'll never forget him.
Chuck the cat is always chasing them dogs.
by Mindtrikz December 9, 2022
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grapple cat

Grapple cat is when a cat decides to grab your hand and/or any other thing and attacks whilst still holding on to you/the thing for dear life
1: warning, lily likes to go grapple cat on your hand
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.
by Z.K.2123 August 22, 2017
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Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
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Cat

by Hi everyone, how are you September 21, 2022
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Cat

Man best friend the if u say it u mmmmm Mans best friend cat mmmm means decode message 74135 it really means something if ur smart u figure it out contact me on chatogo my names kit cat on it k bye
by Kitty000 February 26, 2022
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fat cats

A fat or obese cat that needs to be generally chonked and squished to keep healthy and fat. Feed sashimi every three hours to keep extra fat. Too fat? That is not a thing. Go away.
My fatty catty!
Definition of fat cats: A incredibly fattos cattos
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
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