Fool's party

An alcohol-heavy party in the middle of the week for no particular reason.

-Josh you look horrible!
-Yeah I was at fool's party yesterday.

-On a tuesday? What was the occasion?

-There was no occasion. Werw you not listening? It was a fool's party

by TheHolyAtheist December 26, 2021

party hat

A Condom

It looks like you took your party hat off too soon; there was fluid on the sheets.

by JCA/Bremerton December 26, 2021

Party

1) What teenagers do when someone’s parents go out of town.

2) Whatever you did before you passed out at that stranger’s house.

3) Paying for drugs and/or sex or else going to a place that offers opportunities for drugs and/or sex but not necessarily enjoying yourself.

1) Jerkweed is having a party this weekend. Let’s steal his parents’ liquor and trash his house.

2) I swear officer, the last thing I remember, I was at this party.

3) let’s party for rill and go somewhere you can snort cocaine off of my penis

by friendgram April 1, 2022

It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs

The First EDM Festival Novel, “ It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs” is totally a part of History!

It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs : “Like who goes to a sober party?”

Dude everyone knows “It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs”

“But have they read it?” - @HippieFl1p

by HippieFl1p April 5, 2022

Preston's Christmas Party

Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.

I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.

by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022

Tupperware Party

Many decades ago a party hostess would sell Tupperware products, such as cooking utensils and bowls to her friends at Tupperware parties. The women who were invited often dragged their husbands or boyfriends along. The men universally hated this. So now when women throw parties that they don’t want their men to come along they call them Tupperware parties. These parties can consist of all sorts of naughty activities that “good girls” don’t do. This can include everything from drinking, smoking weed, male and/or female strippers, lewd party games and some form of truth or dare. The one constant that defines a true “Tupperware party” is that the women present get partially or fully nude and masturbate together. This may or may not lead to the women having sex together but the defining activity in a a “Tupperware party” is female group masturbation.

My wife is kicking me out of the house tonight because she is hosting a Tupperware party for her girlfriends.

by Nina G. K. April 7, 2022

Tupperware Party

Many decades ago a party hostess would sell Tupperware products, such as cooking utensils and bowls to her friends at Tupperware parties. The women who were invited often dragged their husbands or boyfriends along. The men universally hated this. So now when women throw parties that they don’t want their men to come along they call them Tupperware parties. These parties can consist of all sorts of naughty activities that “good girls” don’t do. This can include everything from drinking, smoking weed, male and/or female strippers, lewd party games and some form of truth or dare. The one constant that defines a true “Tupperware party” is that the women present get partially or fully nude and masturbate together. This may or may not lead to the women having sex together but the defining activity in a a “Tupperware party” is female group masturbation.

My wife kicked me out of the house tonight so that her girlfriends can have a Tupperware party.

by Nina G. K. April 7, 2022