Monkey Dust

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.

We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.

by BigAl87 July 1, 2023

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

Spice Monkey

A name given to a person who is thought to of/ has done Spice.
Also used as an insult.

Oi Charlie you fucking Spice Monkey Suck Your Mum.

by WestsideA. October 20, 2020

nugget monkey

a fucking stupid insecure bitch who keeps talking shit

Oh him? He's a fucking nugget monkey.

by trustedsheesh May 18, 2021

Monkey Party

A girl having a threesome with herself and two bananas.

A monkey party is better than a banana split.

by Big Bird loves bananas June 24, 2010

Surrender Monkey

A word for French people due to their great ability to surrender to the enemy

God damn Surrender monkeys and their cheese

by Anonymouslyhog August 14, 2024

Monkey Balls

Basic balls but on monkeys go search it up

oooooooh those are some MASSIVE monkey balls!

by nobitchesonlymen April 27, 2022