somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saf November 9, 2009
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I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saaf November 9, 2009
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Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.
Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010
Get the Blog Monkey mug.1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.
2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*
tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!
2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥
tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!
2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥
by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011
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Get the Monkey sparkle mug.Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.
by Larzee April 4, 2011
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When Jim came back to camp, he was covered with poop. Their crew could tell that this was the work of a "Capoopchin Monkey".
by big j consorbo April 11, 2011
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