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Double Dragon

What is it called when you ate a big meal and then got super drunk and start getting diarrhea and while your on the toilet you realize you have to throw up and so you get up and turn around and start throwing up into the toilet but the pressure on your stomach from throwing up also makes you shit diarrhea on the bathroom floor and so you got stuff coming out of both ends and it’s literally like the rock bottom of your entire life and then you end up blacking out on the bathroom floor.
“After that triple dipper and 14 shots of orange flavored vodka I performed a double dragon in the bathroom
by EvilChihuahua17 July 18, 2025
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double downs

When your fucking a dog and the dog is on top of you
My dog gave me some good double downs last night
by Killme190 November 22, 2019
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double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.
Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.
by Kevareeno August 28, 2021
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Double-Standard Declyn

The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.
Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024
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double-half-nephew

1- Son of maternal half-sister and of paternal half-brother at the same time.
2- Son of paternal half-sister and of maternal half-brother at the same time.
My double-half-nephew is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
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Double hangout

Couple dating hanging out with couple who aren't dating. Or a couple dating hanging out with siblings.
Wendy and Mark were on a date and invited their two friends for a double hangout.
by DasKasper July 6, 2022
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Throwing up double 4’s

Throwing up double 4’s in a picture is a way of showing your love and joy and dedication to the ways of Fortnite.
Wow did you see Kyle throwing up double 4’s he must be a pro Fortnite gamer!!
by Fortnitegamer420man69 June 20, 2022
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