Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.
Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
by Shadyshadowmoon March 28, 2019
by peopleteethcats January 30, 2019
We got that red to the muh-fugging green, if you know what the phuck I mean.
Red to the green in the mean machine.
Keep on talking like a meme machine.
Etc
Red to the green in the mean machine.
Keep on talking like a meme machine.
Etc
by The Texan Pennsylvanian March 25, 2021
by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022
A dude can get a red eye when he has sex with a girl right before her period, he pulls it out and the tip has a little bit of blood on it.
Bro, I was banging this girl and she must have been about to start her period because I pulled it out and my dick had a red eye.
by Robespierre88 September 03, 2022
by ManWhxre March 11, 2016
by Rae-rae30 March 29, 2021