it-friend

a significant other who requires non-binary gendered description

Look over there, it's Taylor and her it-friend.

by greenlantern69 October 18, 2021

Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.

*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*

by beanyyy May 2, 2022

binge friending

When you travel so much for work, you have to cram a month's worth of gossip, drinking, grooming, and shopping in 12 hours.

I wad binge friending Randi because I've been on back to back to back trips for the last 3 weeks.

by Billmesj May 9, 2018

the kid that has no friends

will

Girl 1 "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that will?"
Girl 2 "Don't you mean the kid that has no friends"

by urmumgaekid June 21, 2021

Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!

Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*

by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023

Immature Friend

An immature "friend" is someone that will do these things:
-Saying slurs as an insult towards people they don't like
-Doing drugs to look "cool"
-Get involved into fights to exert themselves as a "tough guy"
-Peer pressure you into things you don't want to do
-Take more from you than they give back
-Behave like hypocrites too much to ignore
-Complaining about their life when they have it better than you do
-Gossiping behind your back but act innocent when caught
-Bullying you directly especially when others are around
If any one of your "friends" are like this
drop them and run away from them

I met enough people that were an immature friend *sigh* im becoming a Loner now. It is so much easier on my mental health

by idl1 October 12, 2025

Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.

Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.

by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017