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Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room
Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years
by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019
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Dumb Nut

Your a dumb nut.
by Fungus monkey June 25, 2023
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Deez Nuts

A joke personally to troll friends, family or randoms online.

A well known meme.
Person 1: “Hey, do you know Candice?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”
by KNOWYOURFACTS June 2, 2021
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Nuts

Person 1: Hey man, what are nuts?
Person 2: Dude im trying to draw, please go away.
by rottingr.oadkill April 18, 2021
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Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.
Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”
by GoodRep May 3, 2022
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Plucking your nuts

Sitting around doing nothing, not making yourself useful, procrastinating
Jared stop plucking your nuts dude, you have homework to do
by Jared Taylor March 28, 2022
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