Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

cat

a cat is a cute creature but can do some evil actions.

person 1:cats are amazing
person 2:really I should adopt one

by qtkittygaby February 22, 2023

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

cat

a lazy fuck

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck

by gaycrabsbelike June 9, 2019

Hello Street Cat

THE MOST INTERESTING APP OF ALL TIME. It's basically Neko Atsume, but in real life. You get to see cats, like Mr. Fresh or Mr. Excavator. You can also feed cats.

Guy 1: I just used Hello Street Cat!

by LuaGunsX #2 February 14, 2024

Cats

Cats are feline friend that will keep you awake at night bcuz they hungry

"I need to feed my cat"

"I love cats"

by ilovecat69 July 13, 2022

Cat

Something that is blatantly false or immoral.

"I went to the party the other night, and this dude qb sneaked Tommy. Bro it was cat."

by sampittman August 20, 2021