jack-o-lantern

When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt

Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.

by dontasky23 October 22, 2012

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Jack Becker

Ah, Jack Becker. A strange man, that's certain.

You could probably find a 'Jack Becker' being a nerd, perhaps in a library, reading a book, or doing some ancient history stuff.

his ability to repel women to such a great extent is both surprising and impressive

Person 1: "Hey were is Jack Becker"
Person 2: "I don't know, probably at a museum"
Jack Becker: "Plutarch is actually a bibliographer, not a historian"

by Bigboibenboats July 26, 2023

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Jack Wu

An extremely rich Asian kid with small eyes that often squints at hot women's tit and ass. Often goes around town looking for moms to eat.

"Look, It's Jack Wu buying moms again"

by ScreamenSemen June 03, 2021

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Royally Jacked

Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.

I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.

by Royal Jack January 07, 2023

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Jack and Jack

The act of engaging in mutual masturbation with a bro while eating a jack fruit, a popular meat substitute.

Guy 1: Yo man, had a great session with my bro last night.
Guy 2: Oh word?
Guy 1: Yeah man, had a good jack and jack.
Guy 2: Bro, jack fruits are lit.

by Corey in Dallas house December 02, 2018

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