by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017
Get the Jack Farmer mug.An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
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Get the Pillow jacked mug.by Morgun_freemon May 4, 2017
Get the Jack Melville mug.Jack is a cunty FAGGOT who likes to suck on donkey dick. He would Fight and die to protect the Liberal-Left (Of which he is fanatical member). He is the human embodiment of a chode (which are his favorite to suck on). He absolutely craves being able to suck up the sweat on your balls. He is a cock-licking, semen-snorting, ball-sucking,Neon White, Wigger, Liberal -Leftist, Faggot. (Wigger= White Nigger). GOD HE LOVES A CHODE TO LICK.
Zach: Hey did you hear? Gavin Fucked Jack in the ass lest night, and then Jack turned around and gave him a blow-job afterwards!
John: I'd believe it. He absolutely loves SJW's and giving head to men!
John: I'd believe it. He absolutely loves SJW's and giving head to men!
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