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grapple cat

Grapple cat is when a cat decides to grab your hand and/or any other thing and attacks whilst still holding on to you/the thing for dear life
1: warning, lily likes to go grapple cat on your hand
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.
by Z.K.2123 August 22, 2017
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cat chicken

a cat the is genetically a cat but disguised as a chicken so he can fuck many little boys and feast off the shit of cows the get fucking shot by a farmer and fly up into the sky as a ghost screaming racial slurs at the top of his lungs like "nigger jew cunt butter"
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
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Cat

Man best friend the if u say it u mmmmm Mans best friend cat mmmm means decode message 74135 it really means something if ur smart u figure it out contact me on chatogo my names kit cat on it k bye
by Kitty000 February 26, 2022
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Cat Tod

1. Improvised urban street slang for a police squad car, typically one that is responding to a complaint

regarding a transient/homeless individual minding there own fucking business at some shit-hole city park that has nothing but a trail.

2. A cat named Tod
"Better hope this isn't Cat Tod turning this way at the light....oh shit guys!... Cat Tod!!Cat Tod!! On your 6!!"

"I miss that cat Tod, he had such character."
by Jug Lovin December 20, 2024
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Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
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Three Cats Back

A Macintosh user who is still using Mac OS X "Panther", in spite of there now being two newer versions (Tiger, Leopard)
Pal: Hey, you load up Leopard on your machine yet?

Me: Nope...you can call me Mr. Three Cats Back!
by BWB December 28, 2007
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Old Battle Cat

I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.
by PsychoTurtle303 May 12, 2023
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