national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day

today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and you’ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt

boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??

girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT

boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*

by hammmmmmnmmm March 10, 2021

National don't slap your boyfriends ass day

March 12th is the official day where you can NOT slap your boyfriends ass.

*girlfriend slaps ass* "Hey, you can't do that, its National don't slap your boyfriends ass day!" *knocks girlfriend out*

by YupThatsAThot March 12, 2021

National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.

I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.

by Anal descimater October 3, 2017

national ask your crush out day 2

national ask your crush out day november 22

national ask your crush out day 2- edward you know what today is national ask your crush out day!

by You ask out November 22, 2019

National beat the shit out of short people day

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.

National beat the shit out of short people day

Fuck short people.

by Not Shre July 1, 2022

National slap your tallest friends booty day

on this day, you slap your tallest friends booty

today is november which is national slap your tallest friends booty day i slapped a booty

and it jiggled.

by Big Booty B!tch October 31, 2019

National Hate Your Friend Named Chris Day

a day to hate chris

Tom: Oh hey chris
Nick: No it’s National Hate your Friend Named Chris day
Tom: Ok. Fuck you Chris

by tismicchildren November 1, 2019