im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

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I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

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by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023

Woke Quest

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.

Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.

by jondich March 19, 2023

Woke

Woke actually is about the patience of modern, simple, self absorbed people. They have patience with not destroying the world because they know that there are people who are worse off; like suffering people. Woke is when these self absorbed people wake up and lose their patience because they will find out that these suffering people were the reason there was any patience in the first place. This will be the end of the world (it's also because of nerds who are odd, talkative, and condescending with dumb faces, and weird rockstar, girl-like bodies).

Your martyrdom has me woke and needing some privacy and relief.

If you were woke, you'd be burning down the village.

by Mrrogers257 July 15, 2022

Woke

A far left ideology that teaches young impressionable people, that their feelings are more important than facts.

These woke people are destroying black owned businesses but claim they’re fighting racism.

by Consuelasdad April 23, 2023

Woke

Appraised of public issues that the government is enumerated to address.

Person One: "English is not the national language."

Person Two: "... ah, you're just not woke."

by MD451 March 6, 2025