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Weather man

Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3

Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.

P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game

P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.
by DJMONEY329 February 14, 2021
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Anne Murray weather

Refers to where there are a few rain-sprinkles during an otherwise mild balmy day.
As it happens, I am actually all set in da romantic department, so da only reason dat it's "Raining In My Heart" is dat I was hoping to get some work done outdoors, but it's been Anne Murray weather off and on all morning!
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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weathers pinch

when a person takes a huge pinch from your can of tobacco and leaves a small amount. usually not even enough for one last dip.
Hey man got a pinch?

Ya, just dont take a weathers pinch.
by FlightEquipSgt November 13, 2011
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fair weather flyer

1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump

2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits
1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers

2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer
by ashproh December 7, 2011
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Weather Wearer

/ˈweT͟Hər 'werər/ (n.)
A Weather Wearer is somebody who's entire mood is based on the people's moods around them. Easily influenced and easy to be brought to strong emotional states. When other's cry around a Weather Wearer, a Weather Wearer will cry. When they see joy, they will feel joy as well.

Weather Wearer, Weather Wearing, Weather Worn, Weather Wear.
A: "Why are you crying, B?"
B: "I was watching a movie and a sad scene played, so I wept!"
A: "Oh, you're such a Weather Wearer!"
by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025
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Weatherred

The God of the Weather. People say he knows the history of mankind.
Don’t speak the name of Weatherred
by BanditoTOP1987 November 23, 2021
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Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
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