trumpet

Refers to games that have too much water.

"Do you like trumpets?"
"Eww no."
"How is that even humanly possible?"

by Benas-545 September 28, 2017

Trumpet

Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.

1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.

2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.

by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017

Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using

Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?

by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024

Donald Trumpet

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

trumpet sundae

Jack and Yuan spent the night together making a trumpet sundae

Your girlfriend strokes the erection whilst injecting her finger into the butthole creating a trumpet sundae

by Yaqui Ali July 31, 2025

Trumpeting

1. Saying something stupid very loudly to many people.
2. Trump speaking publicly.
3. Angrily stating something as fact without actual facts.

I had to mute him because he wouldn't stop trumpeting.

by Oogyboogeyman November 20, 2020

Party trumpet

A tube for snorting snow

The party trumpet should be partially inserted into ones nose and you then proceed to use the party trumpet to snort snow

by Blow king July 22, 2023