Jizz witch

A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.

Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch

by Dapusha April 6, 2019

Witch's nose

A dick that has warts and/or is infected with an STD that causes warts or growths.

Don't date him, I heard from a friend that he has a witch's nose.

by IntroT April 17, 2020

The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020

cock witch

Somebody who can’t keep a dick outta their vigana.

Stop being a cock witch

by Cock witch April 29, 2020

Chubby tit witch

A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch

Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!

by Eric shin May 2, 2020

wink witch

A girl with a wink so adorable and hot at the same time that everyone she winks at catches feelings immediately.

A: have you seen Lauryn's wink? it's like a charm!
B: yeah, I instantly caught feelings... she's a wink witch.

by barbeque squirrel August 9, 2020

Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020