takes the gravy

Relating to fellatio, "taking the gravy" means allowing the man come in one's mouth then swallowing his ejaculatory discharge and leaving his organ completely clean.

What a babe! she only gives the best head on the coast, but she also takes the gravy.

by aum108 May 27, 2011

Taking a paugh

The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.

"Hey Richard, are you about done shitting? We gotta go! You better be taking a paugh!"

by WonderBread10 April 12, 2013

take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

by Captain Breed April 12, 2017

Take It Barry

A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".

Yeah, take it! Take it! Take it Barry!

by Alex Stockwell August 18, 2009

take no lip

To refuse to fancy one's interlocutor by not accepting to listen to or be interested in the bullshit protruding from his or her pie-hole.

My boss just walked his ass up the stairs to come and order me to create another dumb ass powerpoint presentation and I informed him that I ain't gonna take no lip today!

by c_c_casper October 14, 2014

taking a frank

taking a shit that prevents your coworkers from entering the bathroom once you finish.

i wouldn't go in there once he comes out, he's taking a frank.

by kuruption11 November 3, 2009

Taking a Bogdanoff

To take a shit in the bathtub.

Yea well my kid was taking a bogdanoff last night. Like father like son.

by chuenweing April 14, 2017