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Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie
That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.
by jesster79 January 12, 2021
mugGet the Capitol Selfiesmug.

shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.
This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.
by creationclouds April 3, 2015
mugGet the shitty selfiemug.

male selfie

To post a GPS-file with map, pulse curve, speed and elevation data from your running or biking workout on the internet for your friends and family to see.
-Why wasn't Joe at the Gym yesterday?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?
by Ultra-Peter November 28, 2013
mugGet the male selfiemug.

Bottom Selfie

When Kim Kardashian posted a post baby Bottom Selfie, Kelly Brooks posted a belfie right away.
by mrsepicmiss October 22, 2013
mugGet the Bottom Selfiemug.

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