kingsguard ring

The act of putting a ring (preferably gold) around ones penis and testicles before anal penetration.

He found more pleasure in his “armory” with a good kingsguard ring.

by Eveldore November 26, 2019

Ring sloth

is a male or female ice ringette fan whose interest in the sport is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game itself.

Catthew has become a ring sloth

by Ggdio November 9, 2019

Copper Ring

When you finger a man or woman and get shit on your finger

Guy 1: Yo dude, Cassandra just gave me a copper ring last night it’s fucking gross
Guy 2: ew nasty get away from me

by Krajcovicmonkey October 25, 2022

gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

by jifter November 11, 2010

Frodo's Ring

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.

"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Ring Rong

What you say when your dad tries to teach you algebra when you are in second grade or when you are dumb and have nothing to say

Dad: You multiply the factor of pp by MC^2
Me: Ring Rong!!!
Dad: what the hell does that mean?
Me: rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sixnine MC January 25, 2021

Choc ring

Parrticularly in gay circles, the brown smears of faecal matter, left around the mouth on the face, after giving a rim-job, or eating out ass.

'You've got a choc ring', 'best wash your choc ring off before we go out', ets.,

by MyrandaStrip November 14, 2012