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dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.
Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!
by Will.B.Watching August 9, 2016
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rim ring

It is when any number of people eat each others asses in a ring like human centipeide.
Hey, do you guys want to do a rim ring instead of watching a movie.
by Big O man November 13, 2017
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Choc ring

Parrticularly in gay circles, the brown smears of faecal matter, left around the mouth on the face, after giving a rim-job, or eating out ass.
'You've got a choc ring', 'best wash your choc ring off before we go out', ets.,
by MyrandaStrip November 14, 2012
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Ring-Headed

Just like the rings of Saturn, these people tend to think that everything revolves around them and always butts themselves into situations just for drama or for the fun of it.
Jake: Will, do you think she's cute?
Will: She's aight I guess.
Ashleigh: *enters the room* Are you guys talking about me?
Will: Ew no.
Jake: Stop being such a Ring-headed ass bitch.
by Illestbitchontheblock May 19, 2018
mugGet the Ring-Headedmug.

Wax ring

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.
Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!
by Whudunnit June 2, 2015
mugGet the Wax ringmug.

Lacto ring

The plastic circle that stays attached to the gallon milk jug when the cap is removed. Makes an ideal cat toy.
I cleaned under the fridge yesterday and found 3 quarters, 2 pens and 9 lacto rings.
by Gourdaholic May 17, 2010
mugGet the Lacto ringmug.

Ring Dinger

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".
Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.
by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019
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