loo ring

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.

Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!

by Telephony2 October 14, 2023

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erection ring

Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.

"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"

"Shhhh."

"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"

"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"

by al-in-chgo May 30, 2013

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Mint the ring

To apply toothpaste to the rim of the anus.

To freshen up, Andrew H excused himself to mint the ring.

by RingMinter November 17, 2012

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Pixie Ring

A sexual act in where the man puts glitter on his penis and then has anal sex (with a another man or woman) resulting in the anus being covered with glitter, this is know as a Pixie Ring.

"yeah, I completely Pixie Ringed that girl last night, damn that hurt!"

by mikibish May 4, 2010

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Frodo's Ring

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.

"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

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gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

by jifter November 11, 2010

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